So, I'm at law school. Clown school was full, this is my second choice. Points of interest so far:

1. We, the intake of 2006, are elite. According to the lecturers, we should all be proud and happy to be so goddamned intelligent. It's kind of like a cult, only with less smiling and none of the sexual weirdness. Worse luck.
2. We won't do as well as we used to, as everyone else was just as intelligent as us. I sneered at this point, and thought something along the lines of "Ha! I'm way smarter than these goons!". I then realised everyone else was thinking exactly the same thing. Everyone was certainly sneering. We looked like Elvis101.
3. I am expected to speak up in class. Finally, I get my chance for karmic revenge upon my previous students, who never said anything and would need me to run both sides of their discussions. The Buddha would be proud.
4. My only contribution so far consisted of a brief exchange with the ethics lecturer.

Ethics: What do the public think of lawyers?

Me: They're amoral, money-grubbing hucksters.

Ethics: Why do people think that?

Me: Because lawyers are amoral, money-grubbing hucksters.

Ethics: So, why are you doing this course?

Me: Ah. I'm an amoral, money-grubbing huckster.

Again, it's likely the Buddha is feeling proud. Speaking of the big guy, apparently he once went into a pizzeria and asked them to make him one with everything. True story.