Self-obsession is why blogs exist

I went to a party last night. It's been a while since I've been to an actual house party, and I'm out of practice. I don't think I bellowed "KEGGER!!!WHOOOOO!!!" even once, and my toga was woefully inadequate. I need to sit myself down and watch Animal House until I get things right.
One point that stood out, though, is that people from around Japan and Korea all seem to agree that I look a lot like Mr. Incredible . Sadly, I think they mean this . Apparently somebody working at Pixar looks kind of like me, because I also seem to look a lot like Buzz Lightyear . The thing is, how does one respond to that? I tried flying and lifting impossible weights, but although my ego tells me I did right, the hernia is telling me I did wrong.
For those wondering, this is what I really look like.
Also, I purchased a pair of these. It's not overstating the case to say I'm in love with them.
Carry on.