I have generally tried to avoid looking at "wacky Japan" stories, if only because they bring me down and remind me that I am unlikely to wander into a convenience store and find a jelly drink made of processed bees any time soon. In case you were wondering, the wings were crunchy, but it was actually quite tasty.

Still. I have to mention this. Because I want one. Sure, at a law firm this might look a little incongruous. My flash of insight: a filing cabinet. A tie that folds out into a filing cabinet. Don't tell me that won't work.