Middle Eastern conspiracy theories are so much better than North American versions that it makes me think that Western civilisation is doomed to fall.

Note: it is the official Iranian news service that has categorically stated that "intelligence operatives have arrested 14 squirrels within Iran's borders". There is no word as yet as to how many acorns these debonair squirrels-of-fortune made off with, but estimates run in to the tens. Experts believe they intended to undermine the Iranian government with a devastating strike of cuteness, overwhelming their ability to, y'know, torture and oppress people when those fuzzy little guys are watching with their heads cocked to one side. Awww.