I got my HR sheet from work last night. Apart from all the stuff about superannuation and salary details, it also had a little section explaining what I did and what I was. Next to "Position", it said "Lecturer". I was a bit surprised.
Get this: my summer job, in the university holidays, is being a university lecturer. I have to think that this will look pretty cool on the resume. It's like taking a break from being Batman's ward to save the fucking world, if less cool and far less likely to involve pedophilic overtones.