It's exam time and I can't study. I never was much for the studying, anyway, but I'm too old to fail stuff and try again. Guess I'll have to just force myself somehow. I'm thinking of actual physical restraints, but would probably just end up as one of those "oddly enough" news stories that are hilarious so long as it isn't your possum-gnawed carcass they find decomposing gently all over your Contracts notes.
Maybe if employed someone to jab me with a pencil every time I start daydreaming? I could probably find some PhD graduates who could use the money.