I'm procrastinating, and I thought I'd find out more about the man who felt it was time to connect with his family and eschew ostentatious display by telling the New York Times about frozen hamburgers on silver trays.

It seems he is also a superhero. That's right: he has a power that no other human being possesses. He can smell anything, anywhere, anytime. The downside is that he can be brought low by gardenias, which seems to be why he hasn't made headlines stopping bank robbers.

He does wear a scarf as a secret identity, though.